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Plexus Slim Reviews – Worldwide Hype or Hope?

Welcome to another post from the only blog that won’t properly edify your upline.

Plexus Slim Reviews

So you’ve figured out how to work the Google on the internet machine and are trying to hunt down some Plexus Slim reviews eh?

Cool beans.

As per usual nothing is held back, censored, or strained through the typical MLM bullshit filter here.

We run a lucrative local business empire that has nothing to do with this company or MLM so this review will be straight up. No chaser.

Now go light some candles and put on the Marvin Gaye because we’re about to get it on.

So What Is Plexus Slim?

Another MLM miracle product…

How original.

The product is a powder supplement produced by Plexus Worldwide which was established in 2006. They make health and wellness products while offering a “unique and rewarding business opportunity.”

Their core beliefs revolve around honesty, trustworthiness, reliability and responsibility which probably sounded nice to throw on their framed mission statement…

…but we all know that talk is cheap.

Most companies in the industry fail to back up those words with action.

Alfred Pettersen is the current International President and the current CEO and CMO (Chief Marketing Officer) are Tarl Robinson and Alec Clark respectively.

So is the hype around this stuff real?

Well like most network marketing companies the majority of the hype has been manufactured by tens of thousands of company cheerleaders hoping they’ve found their path to the promise land.

Does that mean the product’s bunk?

Nah not necessarily.

Some Of The Benefits According To The Company:

  1. Safe/healthy and effective weight loss and control.
  2. Maintains healthy blood sugar, cholesterol and lipid levels.
  3. Healthy proven ingredients: It contains healthy/safe ingredients which have been tested and proven to trigger weight loss. The main ingredients include; Chlorogenic Acid, Alpha Lipoic Acid and Garcinia Cambogia.
  4. You don’t need meal replacements/shakes.
  5. Works fast and easy. You just need to mix with water and drink.


The product contains Chlorogenic acid, less than 2 percent natural caffeine, Garcinia Cambogia and alpha Lipoic acid. Other ingredients include; citric acid, polydextrose, beet extract for colour, natural flavours, stevia leaf extract (for sweetening), luo han-guo (fruit extract), silicon dioxide and guar gum.

Side Effects And Other Scary Stuff

So does Plexus work?

Although the company would have you believe there isn’t any known major negative side effects/reactions because it’s made up of natural ingredients their jobs to get you to buy shit so…

There are plenty of reports of people feeling the following after taking the product:

  • Nausea
  • Headaches
  • Heartburn
  • Diarrhea

Keep in mind EVERY health product including this stuff will react differently with everyone.


Our advice: Read the ingredients. Then if you’re feeling froggy leap.

The Compensation Plan And Opportunity

The company would love nothing more than to convert you into a flag waving, cheer leading, certifiable network marketer beating on your little Plexus drum everywhere you go.

Hounding your your friends, co-workers, family members, neighbours in exchange for compensation through your distributorship.

You can make the opportunity sound as sexy as you want but bottom line: You can become a sales person for THEIR business. Period.

Feel like throwing on your tights and joining the MLM circus?

Cool, the enrolment fee is $34.95 which gets you 2 product packages worth $99 and $199 after enrolment.

The compensation plan offers weekly and monthly payments and gives Ambassadors (distributors) an opportunity to share a percentage of Plexus profits made from worldwide sales.

Plexus slim compensation plan

So can you make money? Sure, providing you defy the odds.

AND are willing to accept these inconvenient truths about the MLM business model:

  • Attending never ending weekly conference calls and meetings.

  • Having to approach strangers after your friends and family stop returning your calls.

  • Traveling across the country to attend rah rah events your upline will insist you attend.

  • Having absolutely no control and leaving the fate of you “business” in the hands of the company you’ve joined.
  • Want multiple income streams outside of Plexus? Peep the fine print playa. It won’t happen.

Feel like you can overcome all that?

Are you really prepared to give someone else that much control of your families well being?

No? Can’t say we blame you.

What if you could have a business that YOU and only you control?

One where you won’t need to take a hot shower after a days work to get the slime off ya?

What if you could build something that has practically no competition and won’t take you years of grinding out home parties and 3 way calls to build?

“Get real. Prove it!”

Trust us we get it.

We begrudgingly built a booming MLM business for close to a decade before opening our eyes and minds to something else.

So instead of us running our mouths why don’t we run you on over to some real case studies of people who like us have gone from zero to $20,000 a month plus:

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Now with literally hundreds of students without slick sales skills or mystical online marketing chops learning how to kill their day job every month, we can certifiably say this WORKS!

When we first saw this we knew it was BIG.

So big we decided to walk away from MLM forever.

So big our mentor Brad decided to walk out on his 35k a month MLM business.

So big it keeps it’s shirt on when it goes in the pool. (ya that big)

We think you get it.

So the verdict?

We’re sure the Plexus Slim product has some health benefits and obviously has been responsible for countless physical transformations and weight loss.

Like many MLM companies the products are often a little pricier but can be effective and high quality.

When it comes to the business opportunity we wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole.

We would rather continue to proudly build our local laptop empire where we are in absolute control of our business and future.

Well kids the fat lady’s singing (clearly she has’t started on the products yet)

Peace out,

Jeff & Jess

Jeff and Jess LE